Scorpio Voting Profile

ElectionScope Central 2008

Which Scorpio voting profile fits you or the Scorpios in your life? Are you a conservative, independent or liberal? Read below to find out!

Scorpio Conservative

Talk about party loyalty! These intense voters won't miss an opportunity to show their commitment to their candidates. Be careful what you say, though, 'cause Scorpios have quite the stinger. If you aren’t careful, they’ll make a call and your dirty laundry will be on Fox News at 10!

Most Likely To: Own a shotgun … just because they can

Personal Motto: “You mess with the scorpion … you get the tail”

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Scorpio Independent

Persistent both in action and words, the Scorpio independent is serious about politics. In the face of the major parties adjusting their platforms daily to grow their voter base, they speak precisely to the issues they are most passionate about and never waiver … even if their fearless candidate does!

Most Likely To: Keep saying the same thing over and over, until you give in

Personal Motto: “I’m not moving”

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Scorpio Liberal

Intensely passionate about their causes, these liberals have a hard time seeing the forest for the trees. Bless their hearts, they care so much about doing what they think is right, they often end up doing what's wrong. If you know one, tell them to lighten up … there’ll always be another election.

Most Likely To: Direct a smear campaign

Personal Motto: “Impeach [insert Republican here]!”

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